I wish I could punch you in the face.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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