She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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