turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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