I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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