Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize