That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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