just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I am one with the molecules
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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