Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
