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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.

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(209): View more from California

it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits

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(214): View more from Texas

My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.

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ANTI-GAME

(636): View more from Missouri

I am so proud to call you my friend

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