I could have mohawked her pubes.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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