woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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