Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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