You really coming over, don't trick.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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