She's JV to your varsity
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
