I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
His nipple licking is glorious
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