I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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