So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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