Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
