how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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