So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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