All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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