it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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