I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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