She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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