We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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