on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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