He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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