I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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