found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
id be glad to
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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