so let's talk penis.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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