imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
foreskin is a definite game changer
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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