If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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