Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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