He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
