she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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