David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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