Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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