He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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