my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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