For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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