Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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