Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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