You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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