I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
