i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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