you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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