saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Actions speak louder than pants.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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