Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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