Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
we're making bets on your personal life
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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