what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
