I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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