You can't motorboat a personality
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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