Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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