so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
do nipples grow back?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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