Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Just high enough for therapy.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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