I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Who wears a wallet chain?!
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
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