You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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