Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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