The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
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