Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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